Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock a bit louder!

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid sit down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia cards and we'll play snap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
I Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta fish supper

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Len!
Len who?
Len us a fiver will you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!

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